MAY 28, 2011-Pajamas and Pejazzles

Pajamas and Pejazzles

I posted a blog a week ago on Lily's site regarding "mommy" products I can't live without. After fooling around (for countless hours) online, I've come across products I can live without

Two things:

1. The Jews (of which I am a member, albeit not in very good standing) have a saying, dayenu, a Hebrew word which means "It would have been enough."

So, for instance, if God had only given us rompers, dayenu. If He had decided to stop at jumpsuits, dayenu. If Pajama Jeans were the only pajama-based product deemed appropriate for humans to wear in public, dayenu.

But I guess it wasn't dayenu, because now there is this:

No, it's not a Nerds Halloween costume. That, friends, is a "OnePiece," which the British are trying to make happen (thanks to reader Summer for the tip!) And not as a wear-around-the-house adult onesie. As in something you wear on the outside.

Okay, in fairness, that one is pretty gay. But how about this gangsta number:

You down with O.P.? Yeah, me neither. Good luck taking a dump in that thing.

2. Remember vajazzling? I thought it would go away, too. Well, now there's pejazzling, in which men adorn their upper pubic area with Swarovski crystals. I have a few problems with this:

A. Shouldn't it be penazzling?

B. Shouldn't it actually be pube-azzling, since if we're being honest it's not really the penis itself getting this treatment?

C. This only leaves one more private area to adorn with jewels, and I personally don't want to live to see anazzling. If this means the Rapture has to come tomorrow, so be it.